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No Email May Be Taken Back, Once Sent.

Do Not Regret But Reflect On The Past.

-Market


File Loaded, Although You Meant To Save.

The Old File Is Back Now.

Everybody Knows The Issue Is Important.

The Question Is To Give Or To Take.

-HR10 Lobbyist


Fatal Disk Error. All Files Destroyed.

No Absolute Assurance Exists.

If You Won't Take Any Risk, Have Nothing In It.

-Financial Guaranty Fund


Warning!!   This Transaction Is Perfectly Secured By Our Technology.

But Make Sure That Your Counterparty Is A Good Person.

-FDIC, OCC, OTS, NAIC


Cannot Resolve Circular References.

Don't Simply Agree or Disagree.

What Do You Think Yourself.

-Your Voters


Old Version Found When You Install.

Replace It By A New One?

Had Better Consult Labor Union

-Your Targets


File Not Found.

Or You Mistyped When You Saved It.

It's Hard To Remember The False Thing, Mr. President.

-Your People


Warning!!   If You Are Under 18, You Must Leave Immediately.

Otherwise Think Of Your Age. Be Grown Up.

-Your Wife


Access Denied.

Don't Feel Like An Outsider..

Insiders Might Be Punished.

-SEC


Too Many Applications.

Pay The Bill First To Upgrade

-Opponents against unitary thrift's broad power


Can't Save With The Same Name As An Open Document.

Avoid Conflicts Of Interests.

-Advocates Against MHC


Format Invalid

Remember, People See Things

When, Where, How They Want.

-Your Client   (Note: This one is a Haiku.)


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