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No Email May Be Taken Back, Once Sent.
Do Not Regret But Reflect On The Past.
-Market
File Loaded, Although You Meant To Save.
The Old File Is Back Now.
Everybody Knows The Issue Is Important.
The Question Is To Give Or To Take.
-HR10 Lobbyist
Fatal Disk Error. All Files Destroyed.
No Absolute Assurance Exists.
If You Won't Take Any Risk, Have Nothing In It.
-Financial Guaranty Fund
Warning!! This Transaction Is Perfectly Secured By Our Technology.
But Make Sure That Your Counterparty Is A Good Person.
-FDIC, OCC, OTS, NAIC
Cannot Resolve Circular References.
Don't Simply Agree or Disagree.
What Do You Think Yourself.
-Your Voters
Old Version Found When You Install.
Replace It By A New One?
Had Better Consult Labor Union
-Your Targets
File Not Found.
Or You Mistyped When You Saved It.
It's Hard To Remember The False Thing, Mr. President.
-Your People
Warning!! If You Are Under 18, You Must Leave Immediately.
Otherwise Think Of Your Age. Be Grown Up.
-Your Wife
Access Denied.
Don't Feel Like An Outsider..
Insiders Might Be Punished.
-SEC
Too Many Applications.
Pay The Bill First To Upgrade
-Opponents against unitary thrift's broad power
Can't Save With The Same Name As An Open Document.
Avoid Conflicts Of Interests.
-Advocates Against MHC
Format Invalid
Remember, People See Things
When, Where, How They Want.
-Your Client (Note: This one is a Haiku.)
Created and maintained by Makoto Okubo
Reproduction without my prior authorization is prohibited.